A fork of Rural Dictionary
Holding someone in a mental institution
They putting you in Therapy is not medical kidnapping
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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---
To have sex with one's pussy without ones permission generally in the middle of an argument or middle of the night or worst-case scenario while one is asleep
If she keep sending me signals I'm a kidnap the pussy
You've known him for two weeks and he already tried to kidnap the pussy , did you let him ?
the act of making a surprise adoption
person a: you were surprised adopted.
person b: you mean kidnapped??
person a: no. you say kidnapping, I say surprise adoption.
Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!
Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think there was a kidnapping outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"
On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.
OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Rapid eye movement (kidnapping)