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confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

Mattis Kemp

That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.

I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp

by daddy salty July 15, 2021

Leon Kempe

Smartest guy alive (and dead)

Leon Kempe is the smartest guy alive/dead

by Rudi4586 February 07, 2023

dirty kemp

When you’re double dicking two broads, but the syphallis starts burning your wee tippy tip tip off, so you swiftly Vaseline that hot rod and take a Rennie because the 30’s are difficult on the gut.

Damn, when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be Dirty Kemping the wachowski sisters.

by Reading-Hutchinson February 12, 2022

foster kemp

a gay loser

he is such a foster kemp

by gfosterk June 21, 2022

Denan Kemp

Denan Kemp, King of the Goosey. A man who provides life to all NRL followers. A man who is soo arousing, others want to be him. He has the best glutes you’ll see and never disappoints on a Saturday.

Ohhhh wowww! That Denan Kemp is the definition of arousal.

by Sogs bruh October 17, 2019

Kemp Fold

A found picture of ex-Eastenders actor and general television hardman Ross Kemp that has been folded and rephotographed. A popular internet craze.

1. Kemp Folds is the greatest blog of all time.
2. Guy 1 - Man, thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. What the hell is that?
Guy 2 - That's a Kemp Fold.
Guy 1 - He looks so cute.

by five_minute_hallway October 22, 2009