A fork of Rural Dictionary
Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.
It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.
averageness of a type where the subject itself is unaware of its general non-threatening nature.
I went to Rudy’s to get some bbq but it was really Longhorn mediocre.