A fork of Rural Dictionary
person 1: hey do you know where louis tomlinson is ?
person 2: probably railing his boyfriend harry styles again
he is straight up an unbelievably talented, creative person. a weird(in a good way) fella from Doncaster. used to be in One Direction, but has taken to solo career now. my favourite smol bean!
louis tomlinson wanted to be a criminal when he was growing up.
The love of my actual life and a talented king.
Who is Louis Tomlinson? He seems cool.
Me: The best person ever! He’s our handsome prince.
Also called boobear and Tommo by his fellow band mates and directioners. He has gone through a lot in life including: being thrown into the spotlight at the age of 19, losing his mum and sister, and having Timor’s circulated about being involved in a romantic relationship with Harry Styles. He was also 1/5 of the wildly popular group called One Direction. He is extremely funny, kind, caring, and mischievous. Directioners would do anything to protect him along with the other four boys.
Karen: get over him. He left one direction and his solo career sucks.
Me: NO LOUIS TOMLINSON IS MY FAVOURITE AND I WOULD NEVER GET OVER HIM
1/5 of one direction. Louis is the purest soul to ever exist. His debut album called walls is amazing and the vocals are great! He is so cute and good looking.
person 1 : Did you hear Louis Tomlinson’s album walls?
person 2: omg!! yes it’s so good.
1. gay mf that writes bangers
2. leader of a lesbian cult
3. childless
Person 1: What's your favorite Louis Tomlinson song?
Person2: That's a weird way to ask me if i'm a lesbian