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really awesome person tbh. you should be friends with her. she's like super nice and cool and she knows some sign language and she's pretty asf. anna morton is the bestest of the best
"dang, i have been lacking lately, maybe i should be more like anna morton"
When a mid-grade restaurant or other business gets pounded on social media for pretending it understands privacy rights.
"After stripping 50% of America of their Constitutional right to privacy, Justice I love Beer went to Morton's Steakhouse for dinner. Given what he was wearing, he kind of asked for it, to be honest. He was ushered out the back and Morton's Mistake was to have a little hissy fit about it."
The last person you see before you finally get up and drink the bleach you have been saving.
quite greasy, plays fortnite and orders huge loads of pizza that the dominoes person can hardly carry. this is his primary fuel source for the week. he never goes in the sun because his parents force him to play handball and become even better. it is impressive to see her attack dogs
A Josh will seem nice at first but when they get close to you, when you least expect it, he’ll stab you in the back. If you think the Josh you know is a Josh Morton then you should be aware a common trait of a Josh Morton is being sexually attracted to dogs.
Guy1: I met a new friend, his names josh.
Guy2: Makesure he’s not a Josh Morton
Aiden Morton is the most sexiest person you will ever know.
OMG did you see Aiden Morton today? He is just so sexy. I wish I was him.