Country Dictionary

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"She grabbed me on the morton"

A aphrodisiac from the South Pacific, reknown for it's rejuvenating qualities. Also slang for "love god"

"May really needs a bit of Morton inside her". "I'd love a bit of that Morton"

A person with ginger hair. when you see them you must shout morton as loud as possible.

Look at that morton child.

A long-haired paedophile who seeks enjoyment from creeping on young girls and/or boys. He enjoys shouting his own name, and using this name in any (literally ANY) situation.

Ben: Have you seen that new kid at college? Morton: No is he a Morton? He better not be Mortoning my Morton or else I'll Morton him.

another word for someone who is being salty, named after morton salt, originated in south jersey, where people are not guidos.

this nigga is being straight morton right now

A "Morton" is a common auto-text correction for "Moron" if misspelled. Particularly ironic when the person calling another a "Moron" fails to recognize the error and looks like a "Moron" themselves.

CJ: "You are such a Morton!" CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol" Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"

A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.

Bro that dude has a Morton. It’s so weird