A fork of Rural Dictionary
An alternative way of spelling or saying 'pwn.'
"Joe said he was good at Counter-Strike, but I totally pooned him!"
1.A vietmanese man who pushes little girls off their bikes and smells the seats
2.Ashley Watson
1.Ashley pushed that little girl off her bike, smelled the seat therefore, she is a poon.
2.The dirty poon stole my bicycle seat.
The actual juices which flow from the vagina during periods of sexual excitement.
"The poon soaked the mattress and made the room smelly."
"I pooned all over the kitchen table."
"There was poon on my face so I soaked it up with a towel."
"I knew she wasn't turned on because there was no proliferation of poon flowing from the vagina."