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He's so hot it makes your eyes melt and has a huge wenis that's bigger than his penis. (pause). Rowan loves animals like small rodents, He's very tall with somewhat dark blonde hair and blue eyes. He's so cute you want to play with his face. MY POINT IS HE'S SUPER FUCKING SEXY
Rowan is VERY sexy
A bitch who likes to draw and is obsessed with anime and mother mother
Rowan ist perfect. She may not know it, but she truly is amazing. She's super gorgeous, very intelligent and pretty nerdy wich only makes her more awesome. Whenever she's with you she makes you smile :)
Clara:"Hey, do you know Rowan?"
Prim:"Yes of course! I love her 3000!"
Clara:"Wait is she even gay?"
Prim:"We'll I hope so, because I really want to be with her."
A Rowan is an awesome human being. You should be very happy and grateful if you ever meet a Rowan. They are super intellegent, funny and of course extremely gorgeous. Sadly they often don't know how cool and beautiful they are and hate themselves. But they are truly great. They may seem a little shy, but if you get to know them, they always manage to make you smile. Rowans are often queer, so if you fall for one, don't be afraid that they won't like you because of your gender. Though a friendship with a Rowan is already phenomenal. Rowans are the most perfect person on earth and if they'll notice you or not, you won't stop liking them.
Person1:"Hey, do you know Rowan?"
Person2:"Yes! I'm totally in love with her!"
Someone who is throwing it back, constantly, unstoppably.
“Hey have you seen Rowan recently?”
“HE WONT STOP IT’S BEEN FIVE WEEKS HE IS STILL THROWING IT BACK”
“Ah gotcha he’s in the kitchen.”
Person: Hi Rowan, ur looking thicc today
Rowan: ikr it’s bc I got mad hops