A fork of Rural Dictionary
Swonion
A low life degenerate with a pickled onion shaped head from scotland Sweaty onion
A temperature that can only be achieved with the tightly packed cramming of many college students in a single dorm room which does not have air conditioning.
Sully: Dude, it's sweaty as balls in here. Gay-Ben: Yeah, probably because there's no air conditioning.
When an individual deficates in a gym sock and proceeds to smack an unsuspecting victim in the face with said sock
Leroy never liked his stepfather so to humiliate him, so he gave him sweaty geoffrey
Sweaty Bangs happen when you dance too much or if its just hot in a room. The once full and beautiful bangs become wet, flat, and pressed against your forehead.
I've been dancing for like 5 hours, Roxy's been standing there for 10 minutes and we both have sweaty bangs.
I just got done laying tile with a sweaty wetty, finished an hour early.