A fork of Rural Dictionary
Strangling the parrot, punishing percy in the palm, spanking the monkey
"Alright Ezz? Vanessa still up on the blocks is she?"
"Yeah, it's been over a week now, been Rounding up the tadpoles"
The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.
Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!
Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!
Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*
Henrietta: "Roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with."
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"
semen, male ejaculate. White fluid containing the male gamete; sperm skeet jizz
There is albino tadpole chowder on the tissue
Slang for masturbating
I was reading playboy and my mom walked in on me brewing up a batch of tadpoles.
v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping
Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
20 women sit around in a circle and a man stands in the middle and spins around naked and ready for action and where ever he stops the woman has to give him a blowjob till he shoots his load.
Fanny was the winner of tadpole roulette as she got a right mouthful of sperm