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Bernie Mac

Great person and comedian. Died at age 50 in Chicago on August 9th.

R.I.P. Bernie Mac

by 420kush420 August 09, 2008

Weekend at Bernie's

(verb) The act of propping up a friend who's passed out and can't stand on his or her own.

Dude, you were so shot yesterday after pounding beers at the pool. You passed out in a lounge chair and I had to Weekend at Bernie's you out of the pool area and onto the elevator. I propped you up with my knee. This older couple that got onto the elevator was horrified.

You were passing out but there was no way I was going home without any numbers. I ended up Weekend at Bernie-ing you to two more bars. These chicks I was talking to thought you were drugged.

by M-dubs June 15, 2012

Dirty Bernie

A 67 year old perverted door to door
dildo and ass lube salesman.

Hey look!! There goes your mom chasing
Dirty Bernie like he's the ice cream man!!

by streetwhiz May 19, 2009

Bernie

A nickname. Short for Bernadette. Awesome person who is extremely popular she loves her friends and could only survive with them shes a grat srudent and usually tall with brown hair and super pretty

Hi my name is bernadette, but call me bernie :)

by Clare :) February 14, 2011

Bernie Mac

one of the greatest comedians the world has everbeheld.

shit man...you were amazing. Rest in Peace Bernie Mac

by Kesan August 25, 2008

Bernie Madoff

When a person is recieves a longer that life jail sentence.

Frank was found guilty for commiting double homocide of the first degree. The judge decided to give him a Bernie Madoff.

by Angry Rhino July 06, 2009

Weekend at bernies

The friend everyone has who can't control their drug/booze intake. After they have passed out you have to carry their body from one party to the next.

"Look at Riley, shes about two beers away from weekend at bernies."

by Mark C. August 02, 2005