A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of "tea bagging" someone only with one side of the scrotum.
i got caught meatballing some dude so he tried to cut off my ball.
A term describing an extremely sexy woman invented by the WhifeBoyz in West Virginia.
When you see a beautiful woman stroll by you look at your friend and say, "Did you see that meatball?"
Why the fuck are you looking up meatball on Urban Dictionary you sad sack of shit.
You could of gone to college.
Why.
Dude 1: I just looked up meatball on Urban Dictionary!
Dude 2: This is why you’ll never get laid dude.
Little crusty bits of toilet paper clinging to ones butt-hair.
Dave: "Dude, I just had to comb a shitload of meatballs out of my ass hair.
Jack: "Dammit Dave, talking to you is like jumping in a barrel of broken glass, walking through the salt deserts of africa, rolling in a pile of razor blades, then bathing in lemon juice. Except much less fun."
When you're expecting food but you end up not getting any
Nikki really meatballed me when she ended up not bringing home any food for me.