A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cow with 3 legs & 17 udders. It usually shoots out acidic milk from 16 udders and breast milk out of 1.
"ZAYUMMM! Is that a woo woo dinker?"
"Yesss omg I love how it squirts breast milk out of one udder"
Ah-woo-woo is an expletive that signals someone's being naughty.
Ah woo woo, Yo' fly is open and I can see your dingle dangle."
Signor Turd cf. "fly"
A tuxy woo woo is a illness that gets contracted by playing either call of duty or sweating on fortnite
When you have tuxy woo woo you make a lot of snorting noised and scream when you don't want to, these are called "weird tux noises"
The only way to remove the tuxy woo woo illness is to either
1. play haciana twilight on black ops 4
2. rub a cod on yourself butt naked
3. go under the deep ocean
or 4. throw up enough to make the tuxy woo woo vanish
jay- "oh shit i think i have caught tuxy woo woo
totoro- "you are making "weird tux" noises you must have it"
rich- "fakin burn him bruh
A common sight in and around Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs.
Ronnie is arguably the biggest Cubs fan ever, to the point of being legendary, and can be seen mingling with just about anyone and leading the crowds in chants of "woo! cubs! woo!"
He is easy to spot because of his custom Cubs uniform that says "Woo-Woo" on the back.
Woo! Ronnie! Woo! Ronnie! Woo!
An all too common disease affecting those who are in dire need of company from opposite sex genetelia
I've been lubin' it up for a minute now. I got the woo-woo syndrome real bad.
A firefighter who has several hundred dollars in emergency warning equipment on his/her personal vehicle. Usually accompaned by several radio antennas. The typical woo woo may be wearing a fire department shirt in a public place and also sport a walkie talkie, fire department pager (or two) a cell phone (or two) on their belt.
also see: Stemwacker
Look at that dude in church! How many pagers does he have on?
Oh, he's just a woo-woo boy fireman.