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like a douche bag, only x a million. A iceberg made of douche.

**Originated when I tried to say douche bag and iceberg at the same time. don't even ask about the conversation.

"dude joe is a total douche berg. I just saw him make out with his girlfriends mom, and then her sister."

someone with a massive cock

that cockis massive just like jack bergs

She is a really friendly girl who cares about you. She is also extremely beautiful and whoever dates her is lucky.

Are you dating Emma Berg? If so, you’re so lucky bro!

A collection of ice cubes in freezing cold bong water fused together to create the almighty Bong Iceberg, aka "Bong-Berg".

Tony: "Dude, check out the size of that fucking Bong-Berg!"

Really gay. REALLY HOTTTTT. He’s always mean and makes fun of you. He likes to aggravate you a lot but whatever.

love you 💞

Girl 1:Did you see that kid caden berg

Girl 2: Yeah he’s so hotttt

This French teacher is insane. She is also the epitome of a prude. Will flip out at you for talking in English or not knowing how to conjugate verbs in the subjonctif. Freaking crazy. She throws markers at students' heads and does the Thriller dance at homecoming.

student #1: Omg screw my life.
student #2: What's up, dude?
student #1: My math teacher just pulled a Mademoiselle Berg.
student #2: Maannn... I'm sorry, dude.

Classy lady with mad stats skill and hot black boots.

-What fox helped you with your research? It's insane!...Must've been Mama Berg.

-Who else?