A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Goot is a person who simps so hard it hurts
OMG LOOK AT THAT PERSON THEY ARE A GOOT FOR YUNGBLUD
An old word for an imbecile or idiot. Common synonyms would be brain-dead, retarded, stupid, dumb, wally.
That guy's a right goot!
To do nothing all day at work.
That bitch is lame, she does nothing but Goot.
adjective,
1. one who is a dopamine and pleasure and stimulation addicted goblin,
ex. one who is addicted to porn, and short-form media, and is so dependant on constant stimulation that they are unable to commit to playing a game that doesn't immediately stab a comedically large needle of dopamine directly into the player's brain.
"hey, dude you wanna run some lethal company tonight?"
"nah that game is boring, I'm just gonna touch my willy, vape, and stimulate my dopamine receptors until I cannot take pleasure in any other part of my life."
"damn, you are a goot for real, spending your time gooting like that."