A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you do when Chloe falls on her face in front of the whole school and makes everyone think that u are dating the clumsy uncoordinated giraffe
Damn u need to go home and Kermit sewerside
When wiping ones arse your finger slips through the sheet of toilet paper and into your rectum!
My arse is sore from a week of Kermits Necks
When someone picks a fight with Kermit the Frog. Taken from newgrounds.com. Under 18? Don't go there.
Dude: Hey Kermit you suck!
Kermit: Well, we should engage in KERMIT KOMBAT!!!!
Kermit is the coolest and most amazing frog/god in the world AND IF U DONT LIKE HIM U NEED TO DIE IN A FIRE
"whos that frog over there he looks so cool and amazing'' ''yes he is amazing and cool he is Kermit the frog
To be so done with life that you just wanna die
Aniya, I'M GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE!!!
Doing anything in Kermit style is doing it IN style. Kermit the frog is truly an inspiration to us all, so whatever you do, do it Kermit style! Except maybe don't Kermit murder...
Mom: Hey did you wash the dishes?
You: mmhm
Mom: But you did it in style right??
You: Totally mom of course! I did it Kermit Style
Mom: -nods approvingly- So proud of you!
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Friend : Wait so you Kermit murder him?!
You: That's not how it works lol it would just be committing murder
Friend: But...?
You: But doing it Kermit style. Of course
Friend: HAH you kermitted murder
You: Wait WHA??!
when you want to die but your brain is thinking about the muppets
i want to commit kermit