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someone who makes you feel like you want to commit suicide every time they speak, conjuring the image of them being the noose tied around your head as you are about to hang yourself

wow jacob is being such a noose today

another term for your asshole; often mixed up with the item used to hang yourself

I have to shit so bad my a noose is about to explode.

Noose; cigarette, tab, bine. Noose coming from the hangmans noose used to hang people till they are dead. A slow death

"Knock me a noose will you" Lend me a cigarette

:D the best thing in life that can help you in many ways

me: :D i wanna hang myself person: *gives noose* this is what you are looking for

The anatomical arsehole located between your bum cheeks.

Doctor: "please sir, kindly slacken that noose before I attempt to remove that mobile phone".

a rope you dance on lol joking that's how you get hanged

I was noosed to the roof

You have to have some seriously sagging balls to do this. Wrap your penis around the left side of the sagging balls, around the back, around to the right, to the front again and a little back to the left. Tuck your penis in between the side of your left leg and your balls. When someone looks at your package while you do this, the endstate will look like a noose around someone's head.

Instead of getting me with The Goat, I got got by The Noose.