A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pair of breasts with ideal nipples and areolas. Areolas are about the size of a quarter or less and the nipples aren't long.
Dude she had some pornstar tits I swear
Pornstar Pretty is when a girl is hot in the sense that she would be considered hot to fuck, but not pretty by any other means. To tell of someone is pornstar pretty, take a look- If the more you look, the less attractive they seem, they're probably pornstar pretty. See also pornstar hot
"She's kinda hot. I'd smash." "Hot face or hot body?" "Body." "You mean pornstar pretty."
you park so close to the front door of the club you can run to your car naked
PornStar Parking!! Bring on the Margarita's!!
Devised in the pornographic industry. Often revered to as the male pornstar in the video who prematurely ejaculates and then further proceeds to cry behind the camera.
"Man, Jeff pulled a pornstar-pete!, This show is over."
The genital fluids and emissions released during sex.
I fucked her until she was dripping with pornstar martini.
An affliction that occurs after engaging in oral sex. Usually affects males who are over zealous in their quest to satisfy their female partner. It describes the tearing of the piece of skin, similar to the banjo string, under the tongue as a result of overstretching.
Man I have a serious case of pornstar's tongue!
1. To park one's car in multiple spaces at any given time
Dude, I love how we're parked in 3 spaces, now we'll piss off the restaurant manager. Yea, that's pornstar parking for ya'.