A fork of Rural Dictionary
a probe used on the anus. used to discover the iner most cavity of an anus
a doctor could use an anal probe to dislodge a pencil from a pacients anus
One of the biggest pieces of shit ever offered by the Ford Motor Company. It was made by Mazda in Flat Rock, Michigan from 1989 to 1997 and had zero actual Ford content. Probes are preferred by chicks and queers.
Look at that stupid fucking douchebag driving a pos Ford Probe, what a fucking dipshit. He must enjoy pain and suffering. I bet that idiots name is Roy Munson.
"The art of digging in ones ears with a finger to find something either gross, sticky, waxy or just weird...better than looking for a q-tip"
"A person able to find a q-tip, knowingly NOT supposed to stick it in ear lobes, only to dig, get wax, dig deeper and extract blood."
"To probe lobes is a a good way of doing a self exam, but bad form in front of others, somewhat like picking your nose."
"Dude, I keep on having ringing in my ears, I mean I do it, I q-tip: probe lobes and still can't stop the ringing, I think I'm making it worse."
"MAYBE U HAVE TINNITUS AND SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR, TRYING TO A Q TIP TO PROBE LOBES IS DANGEROUS, I SAW IT ON A COMMERCIAL."
"Could be, but I'll go in, some intern will do a onceover, probe lobes, and have a virtual light show in my ear with that spectrum, yo, what's up with that?
To be poked by an alien, and then tested.
"When she wrote a sentence for her teacher, her teacher liked how she mentioned Alien Probing in it."
The finger that says, "I'm going for some butt stuff."
It was getting monotonous, so I used my probe finger. And she agreed! Yay!
A long brown skinny object used to probe the human Gastrointestinal Tract
Omar used his Gastrointestinal Probe to retrieve cum samples from Chase Rodrigeu's Stomahc