A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Act in which one re-uses a condom two or more times.
Verb; To pull a dirty schneider
Noun; Thats one dirt schneider
adjective; that jacket is so DS!
A sexual position involving a trampoline in which one partner performs oral sex on his or her partner while BOTH individuals bounce up and down on the trampoline. Sometimes the schneider has been known to involve puppies. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. She totally shneidered him last night on my trampoline.
Dude, did you hear that mike got 3 schneider jobs in one night? Fucking bad ass!!!
A prominent student at Yeshiva University who heads the student life committee and the weekend retreat club.
"Hey Yaakov Schneider said the trip is on Sunday".
A cute, perfect, and talented man whose eyes is so cute like a puppy. His voice is so good and calming. He can play any music instrument, from guitar to harp. He rarely sing himself, he prefer to collaborate with other talented singer. He's a phenomenon on YouTube.
Friend: Have you watch Kurt Hugo Schneider's medley of Maroon 5 songs w/ Max and Victoria Justice?
Me: Yeah. But I like his cover of Plain White T' - Hey There Delilah more. his voice is so calming.
Jacob schneider's Disease is the inability to be able to not use emojis. if you have it, you may experience the over excessive need to use emojis in every single setence you type. 😂😂😂😂
"Bro why do you use so many damn emojis?"
"Sorry dude, I have Jacob schneider's Disease😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
Piss
Pee
Urine
Weewee
Water
Piddle
Whatever the fuck you want to call it
"nigg,you ready"
"shit i gotta pee yo'
"nigga take a fucking schneider cider and get your ass back here"