A fork of Rural Dictionary
1:I went to the shop yesterday, and they were out of milk.
2.Aw that’s a bit of a damp squib.
A party in 2008 where everything happened, you had to be there to see it.
Bert: "What the hell is a Tortledonkey?"
Curt: "You were NOT at Squib's Party in 08."
Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.
I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?
When a man masturbates and ejaculates straight into the air, then pulls his penis to his stomach like a lever, before the semen lands on his testicles.
That guy has been squibbing on his jibsac since before it was cool.
He loved Squibbing on jibsac.
FILCH FROM HARRY POTTER
A NON MAGICAL PERSON BORN TO MAGICAL PARENTS
yo is that the cat-lady, squib, Filch?
I hate squibs
Lucious Malfoy is a squib
I have a fatass like a squib