A fork of Rural Dictionary
The name given to the windy day Scotland had on the 5 December 2013.
Named after the person most hated by Scotland and already associated with causing misery to Scotland.
Only a week previous to the hurricane, on the 30th of November 2013, Scotland was still in shock and trying to come to terms with a horrible helicopter crash that took the lives of innocent people at the Clutha pub in Glasgow. Within hours of this happening Katie Hopkins posted vile remarks on Twitter about how long the people of Scotland live for.
"I got the day aff cos ah tha' Hurricane Katie Hopkins"
"Ah never hud a trampoline 'afore the day o' Hurricane katie Hopkins, now Ah'v got 3 in ma gairden"
A prestigious university located in Baltimore, Maryland more affectionately known as B-more. Its female population is far more attractive than its male counterpart whose average beauty ranking hovers somewhere around a 3, with the exception of the lacrosse team.
Person A: Where do you go to school?
Person B: Johns Hopkins University.
Person A: Oh are you going to be a doctor?
Person B: No, I'm majoring in philosophy.
The place where the 6th graders are besties with the 8th graders
The 7th graders dress like its the 80s.
And the 8th graders think there all that.
The biggest thing to happen at Hopkins middle school are the football games
A camp for nerds, but also really really fun, where people make need friends and have the best 3 weeks of their lives and maybe get sharked.
Person: Did you really go to that nerd camp? Sounds boring.
Me: It’s actually called Johns Hopkins CTY and it’s the time of my life.
Person: Wow. Sounds smart I can’t relate.
To overreach so badly and stupidly that literally everyone, even your former friends, distance themselves from you, then whining and claiming to be a victim when the inevitable backlash occurs.
Named after romance author Faleena Hopkins when she made international headlines for trademarking the word "Cocky" and threatening anyone who used the word in their book titles.
Private Jones went full Faleena Hopkins when he tried to fire and court martial all the generals in his chain of command when the canteen running out of pudding. I hear he's still claming that being denied pudding makes the President guilty of treason. You have to be pretty cocky to go full Faleena Hopkins.
an absolute madlad. the coolest of cool. a true pimper of chimps. ngl hes not tall and sux at among us js
*reports body* "I just saw Robert Melvin Hopkins IIII leaving the office, body was at vitals."
"I-I-I-I-I dontknowwhatyouretalkingaboutIjust-" *leaves game*
The art of making out with a boy whilst you both suck and wank each other off without reaching climax whilst simultaneously sticking fingers up each other bums for extra pleasure.
Boy 1: can we do an aaron Hopkins I can't make much mess on this new bed
Boy 2: yeah sure you wanting fingers aswell
Boy 1:well that it what it is
Boy 2:so I'm guessing we wank and such each other off too right?
Boy 1: yeah we wank and suck each other off with fingers up bums but no climaxing gotta keep the bed clean
Boy 2: yeah I'm down