A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that settled the goat debate and solidified penaldo's loss to the GOAT Messi.
A: "Yo bro, who's better messi or ronaldo?"
B: "Dawg go watch the 2022 World Cup."
Is when a male is jerking off and reaches around one of his legs and continues to finish.
Phil was going crazy when I walked into the room and when he realized that I seen him he went around the World Cup. My life is never going to be the same.
a way to reply to toxic Ronaldo fans or Messi haters.
"Bro Messi sucks, Ronaldo is the goat"
"What colour is your World Cup?"
During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
A stolen trophy that Pessi and Argentina stoled in the daytime! The 2022 World Cup was rigged asf!
Did the Rigged World Cup fell off? Yes
A world cup girl is a female that claims she watches and loves football only when it’s during the world cup, then goes back to her daily life post world cup. Then the cycle repeats.
“I love Neymar Jr, he’s the best football player ever!”
“Um, I swear this is the first football match you’ve seen?”
“No! I watch football all the time.”
“Really? What club does he play for then? What’s his son’s name? Explain what an off-side goal is?”
“…”
“Exactly, you’re such a world cup girl.”
a piece of shit tournament that shouldn't even have ever been allowed to be created.
I LOVE YOU GARETH SOUTHGATE
person 1. hey, did you watch the world cup this year?
person 2: yeah, was hoping england would win it for big gaz (gareth southgate).
person 3: same. fuck off croatia mate.
person 4: for the first time i'm happy the french won this, just to stop croatia winning.