A fork of Rural Dictionary
A performing arts high school located in the Rose Garden, a suburb in San Jose, California.
Home to the national renowned drama and dance team (BITCO and Convertibles)
Has surprisingly high test scores, considering how ghetto the students are.
Notable alumni -
Courtney Bryan, NFL player for the Miami Dolphins
Megan Dirkmaat, 2004 Summer Olympics silver medalist; Rowing
Anjelah Johnson, comedian best known for her work on MAD TV
Bud Ogden, NBA player for the Philadelphia 76ers
Ralph Ogden, NBA player for the San Francisco Warriors
Student 1: Hey where do you go to High School?
Student 2: I roll wit all meh homies ova 'n Dana Avenue. You feel me, bro?
Student 1: You mean Abraham Lincoln High School?
Student 2: No shit sherlock.
abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln
abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty
Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.
Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?
A person shoes that look like church shoes
"Damn lorenzo you got the Abraham lincoln fours on . I don't know whether to restate the fourth amendment or praise the lord 😂".
-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read
- Abraham Lincoln
One of the most open-minded presidents, especially near the end of his tenure.
Abraham Lincoln hated the Confederacy until John Wilkes Booth opened his mind.
A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.
Bro I just Abraham Lincoln'd that guy!