A fork of Rural Dictionary
Meaning that you make the person calling you it happy or someone else happy.
"Hailee, you're stubby!" "Awww, thank you!"
“you know john?” “john who ?” “the stubby one” “oh yeaaahhh. i know john”
When an amputee with either no arm or no legs places ones penis in between their stubs and rubs it. Think of rubbing two sticks between your hands to make a fire.
Joe: "Did you hear about Linda losing her arms in that car crash?" Jack: "That sucks, but atleast she can give a Stubby now."
A cigarette butt that's still got some of the white bit on it. usually less than an inch left. commonly smoked by teenagers who aren't ballsy enough to steal a whole smoke. but it's good though, good enough nicotine since they're usually smaller.
Person A: "Hey bro check out this Stubbie I got." Person B: "That's at most 2 puffs you knob."
a wide and fat man who ate too many McDonald big macs and does not know how to drinks water.
Stubby man fat man: hmmm, how do you drink this water? I can drink pop but not this stupid drink. Me: HAHAHAHAha what a bum!
when you’re under 5’2” and have a rather large back end
“Oooh i’m stubby thick and ready for his dick”
When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.
Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.