A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid. 2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded". 3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde. 4. A great way to piss people off.
After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.
1. Improvised urban street slang for a police squad car, typically one that is responding to a complaint regarding a transient/homeless individual minding there own fucking business at some shit-hole city park that has nothing but a trail. 2. A cat named Tod
"Better hope this isn't Cat Tod turning this way at the light....oh shit guys!... Cat Tod!!Cat Tod!! On your 6!!" "I miss that cat Tod, he had such character."
When an Internet site changes their Terms of Service without giving prior notice and deletes millions of people's blogs, which amounts to a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.
MySpace new Terms of Disservice (TOD) has outraged and alienated millions of people whose blogs have been deleted, which amounts of a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.
Tod the hole is a drug dealer who smokes weed with Hitler and jesus
Wow tod the hole is sexy
To live the rest of one's life in a card board box and become the literal definition of a hobo eating old fish tacos for lunch. Done so in a narcissistic manner where "one does what one wants"
Allison failed her classes and had to spend most of her adult life Todding the Rails.
To needlessly and aimlessly complain about anything or anyone to as large an audience as possible.
Milton Keynes moan will want to hear about this! Stop Todding the ref and wait for the whistle!