A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of loving someone so much you speak like a normal person anymore
The eargasmtastic noise your headphones make when the bass is so loud your ears feel like they're shaking.
Dat Ear Wub
Originally from North East Scotland, this acronym is used to express your displeasure. Commonly thought to be short for 'Willy Up Bum', it's more probable to be a prison warden's written euphemism for uncooperative inmates 'Without Underlying Benefits'.
Person 1: "A bird flew past me and did a poop on my new jacket!"
Person 2: "That is wub!"
Or
Prison governor: "What are your thoughts on Peter Nichols on East Wing? Is he ready for treatment?"
Warden: "I'm afraid to say, sir, that he's completely wub."
A pickup line that means "what´s up beauty"
Person 1: Hey WUB?
Person 2: Nothing much