A fork of Rural Dictionary
A profane act that happens to senatorial page boys in Lindsey Graham's hotel room.
Lindsey Graham looks extra happy today. Someone must've given him the Carolina squat.
The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.
Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!
The ridiculously hilarious combination of squatting and walking at the same time.
*Person who squatted, stayed squatted and began to walk*
(Other Observer): lol he squatwalks. Swag
(Observer): He has clearly mastered the art of squat walking.
a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you
Zach is such a fucking squat lobster
Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed
Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!
Squatting on an erect penis because the dick is "too bomb". Can also be used to mark one's territory or to show excitement about a situation.
I did a d squat on my boyfriend's dick to mark my territory.
When you squat during your period, and it starts to leak.
'Rebecca.. do you have a Tampon? During Yoga I might've had a Cranberry Squat'