A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.
After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.
A Surfing class hero is a hero to the 'surfing' class. A new 'web surfing' class which has replaced the working class.
Jeremy Clarkson is a surfing class hero.
Australian term for getting cum in the face
Oi mate he surf sprayed in my face!
When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.
"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."
"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "
"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."
When a man's gooch is lightly tickled by an older man's gray mustache.
I prefer the company of a young female, but I can't resist the opportunity to do some silver surfing!
Silver Surfing is when you keep watching random videos on the internet hoping to find an unintentionally hot picture or clip of a person and/or a small movement that they make that you think is hot. This way, you can replay those five seconds over and over again, and you can goon away, because it won't ever look like there was anything adult in your search history, because nothing you've watched was intended to be adult. Yes, that's right, I've discovered the Ultimate Life Hack of the Internet. Once you finish Silver Surfing until you find a few clips, you can put them into a little clip for only your eyes, and then you can goon away while playing it over and over again.
"I'm going Silver Surfing for redheads."
The sexual attraction to a person considerably older than you.
Usually has silver/gray hair.
"Did you see Jena's new boyfriend? He's like 70."
"Yeah, she's definitely silver surfing."
"Gonna hit up the retirement home today and do some silver surfing."