Country Dictionary

When you let someone have intercourse with the hole where the colonoscipy bag belongs. And you put it back on and let the seamen spew into the bag.

I heard a guy and jail gave another guy a cream bag

To tea bag and rusty hook somone at the same time.

Jimmy: I cant belive mat is dead... How did it happened?
Mike: Luke rustea hook baged him and he choked to death
Jimmy: god damm that rustea hook bag that got charlie as well.

It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.

How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.

Survive Outside Longer Bag

I take my SOL Bag anytime I go hiking.

When you tilt a bag of chips back so you can eat it without your hands. This results in bag curse which is closely related to zorn sack.

“Omg bro you were so hungry you just got bag curse”

V-bagging is when a mysterious and surprising vagina appears on your face while asleep. Some V-bags are so sneaky, you will not know of it until you receive a random text of a photo while nursing your next-day-hangover.

"Dave's snoring is so bad that if I am ever going to get some beauty sleep, I must V-bag him in order to stop it!"

V bag is a term used when you would want to use every swear/insult possible to describe people that think with their pants and not their head

#1: yeah me and my girl split up

#2: What why you two wee so good together

#1: She turned out to be a V bag.

#2: man tough break