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Survive

Here are some things you MUST know in order to survive, without them you may as well just shoot yourself in the head 1)Don't call black people the "N" word(Yes we all know what it is) 2)Don't stand in the middle of a fucking highway, like my friend did 3)Never get high on drugs or pist drunk, buy a gun and go home alone, you'll end up fucking yourself over 4)Don't fuck any animals, its not polite and it is fucking nasty 5)Crack kills(Meaning don't stare at a fat mans ass crack, if you happen to notice kill yourself A.S.A.P) 6)Never have orgy's over at your place, if your that desperate you need a life, besides you'll see many cracks(thats bad) 7)Listen to music, who cares what kind it is, just listen to music, without it you may as well get raped by an Elephant(I enjoy black metal) Reading this helps many survive the daily life of a Peasent(dunno how to spell) please be kind and pass this on to as many dumbasses you know

How to survive the daily life of a citizen of planet Earth, please don't fuck up after you've read this

by Omnitomnilomni May 11, 2005

Survive

Anyone can survive by doing anything to survive, but not everyone knows how to really live, to be alive, and be something other than just their suffering and problems.

A survivor will never get that their is more to life than surviving and suffering, because that is the life of a survivor. Detailed descriptions of every bad thing they claim happened to them without any redeeming stuff that people would actually love or miss about them. The point of life is not to survive it.

by The Original Agahnim August 03, 2021

Survivalism

Track 3 from the NIN album "Year Zero". It has a runtime of 4:23. There are two versions of the music video, the censored version and the uncensored version. The censored version censors out any offensive tv screens in the music video.

Survivalism is a great song

by Xtreme2252 August 13, 2009

Survival

1: An adventure that you must protect yourself form harm object's 2:Keep yourself alive Well that's it...

If you like Survival Games, try DayZ

by Lieik September 16, 2015

Survival

The art of keeping your ass alive

Billy kicked the apocalypse's ass with survival

by Rattlesnake survives August 02, 2018

surviv

The new fortnite for people who need something to do in school and fortnite is blocked

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by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

To surviv

To surviv is a verb related to the action of playing the battle royale game “surviv.io

I was surviving(to surviv) and the teacher caught me!

by RHS scientist May 13, 2019