A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best way to get any job you want. just walk in and say: HEY ARE YALL HIRING ANY BOSSES?
New ex boss: Hi, how may i help you today sir/mamm(?) BOSS: YOU HIRING ANY BOSSES?
A magical phrase that makes things get worse.
Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right? Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out. Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
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What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.
Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.
Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep She's not here but she's not gone I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
As any fool can see She's gonna cross that line She's got leaving on her mind And it's too late but what keeps killing me Is knowing I've been blind As any fool can see How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man That came and went just as I dang well pleased While she sits at home alone with fears and feelings of her own Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
An Ani and Brayden are a power couple working together to fight “crime” the Ani likes Brayden because he is a cute boy and he has a great personality when Brayden is doing something cute the Ani will blush and become awkward, the Brayden doesn’t know how much the Ani cares for him :)
Ani and Brayden are a great team!