A fork of Rural Dictionary
CJ
A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
There were 2 djs,one live act, and a (CJ) control jock in the lineup last night.
Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.
Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!
The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device
An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger
An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell
Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking
Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
Cellular Jocking phone jocking
To hide something (usually drugs) under your balls, in your crack or up your ass.
A fat person, as in requires large underwear. Can also just be stated as "jocks". Only refers to being fat.
Q.What was that chick like who you met on the internet?
A. Dude... Giant Jocks!
A. She was jocks!
When your jocks get right manky. Often described as an odd fungal growth.
Not lethal, but the smell.....
"Jaysus, he was out hiking for the weekend and came back with a baaaad case of Rotters-Jock."
A strange black fungus lying in the crevis of your pelvis, resulting in a sicking rotting smell and large fungus stacks. Often mistaken with Gonorrhea.
My underwear is wet and now I have contracted Rotters Jock