A fork of Rural Dictionary
Using a turkey baster you squirt water in your mates butthole and have him do 100 jumping jacks and then stick a straw inside his butthole and drink.
I was thirsty for a chocolate milkshake so my boyfriend gave me one out of his butthole.
When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!
guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’
When you spread someone’s cheeks apart and you put a straw down their butthole and drink their shit
Me and my girl decided to spice things up by dong the chocolate milkshake
Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth
I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake
A person who has a short temper and many friends from different friend groups. She also hits people unnecessarily.
Look!Raspberry Milkshake!
When a breastfeeding infant's latch on the breast is interrupted, they sometimes breathe out through their mouth. With their mouths pressed against the breast, this can make a wet flapping sound akin to a belly fart. This is known as a raspberry milkshake.
"Little Timmy slipped off his latch and blew a great big raspberry milkshake on mommy's boob. Now he's got milk on his nose."
Going down on a girl with a yeast infection, or worse, a girl with a yeast infection turns out to be a squirter.
Straw is optional.
I had a rancid milkshake last night.