Country Dictionary

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Wonka Whack

When you dick-slap her chin after anal.

After I unloaded in her ass, I gave her a sloppy Wonka Whack for good measure.

by DMixylodian August 25, 2021

whack chamois

Chamois or material used to catch semen when jacking off

i'm off to watch some porn and have a good session with my whack chamois

by Stu Lieman February 19, 2018

base whack

A poser or loser that has fungal infection of the genital areas.

Dude you're such a base whack.

She's a total base whack.

by Pseudonymousleme March 10, 2016

Right Whack

When someone does something clearly dangerous and fucking stupid and then suffers the obvious consequences of their actions. Especially when that person complains about it after.

1. Kit was the world's best "free climber" - scaling deadly precipices with no ropes or safety equipment. Sadly Kit is no longer with us. Fuckin right whack Kittybang!!!!!!

2. Watch this youtube video of a guy getting his finger bitten off after he sticks his finger in a crocodile's chomper! "Uh oh, this sounds like a right whack".

by Chief Charles Moose June 07, 2011

Whacked

The level of high yo mama got off my weed

On the way to a sesh “Bro I’m tryn to WHACKED tonight”

Whacked

Meaning to get stoned or high

I was whacked as last night

by K💕 January 06, 2018