Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Reddit video player

A name for a piece of shit that hardly ever works

Hey have you seen this new game? Yea it’s kinda reddit video player

Music video

Officially allowed porn on youtube.

Dude 1: Hey did you see, that chick in that music video from Eric Prydz-Call on Me?
Dude 2: Yyyeeah it's pretty much porn on youtube.

by Rudolf the Rockstar Snail November 25, 2019

Music video

A video that accompanies a music track. Something created to add a more visual aspect to music, and popularized by MTV in the 80s. Some are used to add more meaning to the song and to convey the message better(best type), others are just videos of the artists playing the music(casual and the most popular), and some are random and meaningless things/just straight up weird, sometimes enough weird that it ruins the song in rare cases(Miike Snow). But for the most part, music videos are pretty cool and I'm glad they exist.

Music videos either enhance or diminish the experience of the listener

by BoomShakeShakeShakeTheRoom April 22, 2021

pussy video games

A single-player video game that offers no competitive player vs player. Pretty much a game you cannot stunt on anyone and waste your time playing alone like a pussy.

Mark: What single player games do you play?

James: None
Mark: Why?
James: I don't like single-player games
Mark: Why?
James: Those are pussy video games

by Leanwidit November 16, 2023

video ruiner

noun- a person who commits a thumbs-up photo bomb; typically the photo-bomb is overshadowed by a later and more funny event, such as a runaway horse that disappears into the forest, rider's fate unknown but with a 99.99% chance said person is OK. Pronounced /ˈvidēō/ /ˈro͞oinər/

I'm filming a garden party, so please get out of the way video ruiner. You are a video ruiner. Stop being a video ruiner. I wish you could be a better video ruiner.

by Video Ruiner July 20, 2019

reverse video transcriptase

Reverse Video Transcriptase is the technology through which glow niggers from MOSSAD, MI6, CIA, NSA, FBI, etc manage to secretly record oneself through their video camera of their own devices.

Brad, there's a video of you online fapping to some Taylor Swift song. Why did you upload it?
Damn, those glow niggers from JIDF must have hacked me and spied on me through Reverse Video Transcriptase. Next time I'll put a sticker on my cam and be on my merry fap.

by xythras September 25, 2024

video horse

An alternate title the noun "video game" (or "videogame"). Born from deluded ravings in the early morning in a Discord server, the term is used to confuse, complicate, muddle, jumble, over-complicate, garble, blur, obscure, cloud, etc. Works best if you actively deny your use of the word.

Two friends are having a discussion.

1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."

by Slamberelli July 28, 2017