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When you finger a girl and your fingers smell like pussy after.
Kyle, go wash your hands. I can smell your Beef Curtain Fingers from across the room.
Alt forms: curtaincall effect
The trend seen in character designs where non-human but still humanoid characters, especially aliens and anthropomorphic animals, do not wear clothing or do not wear clothing that would be seen as sufficient by humans. Examples are Ficus Licker from Undertale, Daniel Tiger from Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, and Timmy and Tommy from Animal Crossing. Pretty much always correlates with the Heats Flamesman exception (non-humans not having private parts).
It's the curtain-call effect, so yeah it's probably allowed here.
Really really really saggy titties
Looks at the milk curtains on that lady. Fill a couple glasses with those old milk curtains
Slang word used in place of loin cloth or other types of genetal coverings.
"I saw Mat at the pool last summer..."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah he really needs a better dangle curtain, I could see everything!"
The labia of a vegetarian
I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains
Closely related to the Cleveland Hot Pocket, a Geneva Double Curtain involves splitting the canopy and enjoying the fruit clear of the surrounding fluff.
I used a Geneva Double Curtain because it was getting wet and humid down there.
A hot, steamy stroking session behind the curtains. (a fetish)
Dari: I think sometimes you're aiming to give me a stroke.
Maya: Wasn't sure what stroke you was talking about there.
Dari: Well, I'd really enjoy a curtain stroke from you. Another, not so much.