Country Dictionary

A sexual act that entails manual or assisted masturbation into a condom.

I was bored, horny and alone. But I did have a condom, so I used it for a balloon animal.

A walmart bag filled with water tied off by the handles and flung.

Wanna have a water ballon fight. Na do have water ballons. Get some walmart bags and we'll have a redneck water balloon fight.

The act of have sex on an old bed frame making it squeak very loudly.

Bob: We are being evicted from our apartment.
Mary: What? Why?
Bob: The landlord said other residents were complains about our balloon dogging.
Mary: Wha...

Stoned; high as a balloon

The last bong rip ballooned me...I can't feel my face

When you embarrass someone so hard that it makes you explode in joy

I just ballooned all over him

You put your dick in a girls pussy flacid then letting in get enlarge and get hard.

I just ballooned that girl last night.

A term used when someone is intoxicated by liquor or beer, usually used by remoulds to describe how utterly fucked out of their head they are!

Fuck me did you see that dick last night? He was fuckin ballooned!