Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Whack-off Collage

A collage of pictures you e thrown together in ms paint to fap to so that you don't have to scroll through pictures while you go at it.

"My clicker finger was getting tired of going through pics in my spank bank so I made a Whack-off Collage."

by E3rdrocket November 17, 2013

whick whack ballsack

Confused

What in the whick whack ballsack

by MGMPlaysYT November 19, 2022

Whack Catcher

That device or method used by a dude to catch the output of a fantastic whack session. Commonly fulfilled by a sock in adolescence due to its ability to hide the evidence in the laundry.

Paul is home alone tonight, but I see he's got a box of Puffs around to use as a whack catcher.

by BlowFelt July 20, 2011

Off Whack

off whack is a term used to describe something or someone that is weird or crazy

“this movie is so off whack

“we are so off whack today

by sigma leader December 20, 2024

banstick whack

In message boards, when a person is banned, usually permabanned.

GNAA: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Moderator: Don't make me banstick whack you.

by OLOL January 23, 2007

whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job

“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”

by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022

Whack-Jobber

A Whack-Jobber is someone who has fun with other people's goods for a living.

That person on the street is definitely a Whack-Jobber

by 1233Anonymous1233 October 24, 2018