A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves
Breasts of a female which is considered a thot (promiscious)
Bro bro! Check out the thot balloons on that stripper!
"Oh no! You popped my balloon and now it's balloon carcass"
To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.
He knows just how to tie her balloon.
A male freind which is seen as a tomboy by his male dominated freinds group.
Kyle, you're such a balloon bimbo! Want to sleep over at my place?