Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

horse feeding

When someone is lying

Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now

by jamalbigd May 05, 2024

Fuck em and feed em to the fish

definition-
fuck them

quoted by Trenton T Curtin

Person 1: your friends are assholes.
Person 2: Fuck em and feed em to the fish.

by Tr3nt0n T Curt1n May 15, 2024

feeding the birds nest

A group sex act involving two men and a woman, where one man gives the other a blowjob until ejaculation, then holds the semen in his mouth and blows it into the female's vagina.

Feeding the birds nest is so sensual, I feel like it allows me, Sophia, and Paul to really feel the best of each other.

by BeanerWeiner69 August 21, 2024

cat feed

Stupid ni*er eats and sex w cat and blowjob

how was your cat feed

by lovethat^$^&$^%$ May 02, 2023

feed the puppies

slang that a busty stripper, hooter girl or female bartender uses to suggest a tip.

Hooter girl leans over and shows her cleavage and states "feed the puppies" after she serves you a beer.

by RonMark46 December 27, 2013

Feeding the baby bird

When you're having sex with two girls and you pull your cock out of one of the girl's pussies and shoot jet after jet of hot, nourishing cum in the other girl's mouth and proudly exclaim, "you're welcome".

She could barely wait until I fed the baby bird. They both begged me for my cum. I had to get busy feeding the baby bird.

by ol' saddleface August 20, 2018

I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022