A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dirty,filthy,unclean. Truly grotty.
That shirt you are wearing is absolutely honking !
anything large, excessive, or otherwise inordinately disproportionate by almost any measure. Occasionally referring to an event with onomatope. (Note: substitution with the word makka.)
He blew a honking booger out his nose.
Of unusually large or otherwise disproportionate dimensions; by extention, anything out of the ordinary.
That was one honkin' Gewürztraminer, Floyd! Good call!
Enormous, over-sized. Can be used to make the adjective "big" bigger.
Then he threw that honking boulder at me. That is one big honking truck! I need those big honking sutures stat!
When you're unimaginably frustrated, annoyed and rageful, like an angry goose.
Adam was absolutely honking on Friday...
The sudden overwhelming stench of a recently (usually warm and squeaky) dropped fart that is so potent it can peel paint off the wall and even make the receivers nose fall off. These farts have also been known to have a blast radius of twenty feet and last a good ten minutes after detonation.
Man, your arse is absolutely honking
How you let everyone around you know that you are driving a motor vehicle in NYC.
Every car in NYC: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!! Me: Yes we get it you're in car in NYC, now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP HONKING FOR NO REASON.