Country Dictionary

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Jose Pinetree

Jose Pinetree is a human-being which acts and dresses like a leprechaun. They are usually a bit blind, and enjoy frittata.

Ha! They look like a Jose Pinetree!

by never gonna' give you up March 19, 2022

Jose Demetrius Darquavion

Jose Demetrius Darquavion is a border hoping tequila drinking taco eating man

He has a massive PP at the length of 2,5 inchs
Jose Demetrius Darquavion has slept with your mother, your sister, your father, your brother, your uncle, your auntie, your cousins
Don't disrespect THE Jose Demetrius Darquavion

Jose Demetrius Darquavion is Soooooooooo Hot

by JoseTheGoofyMan April 06, 2023

Juan Jose Lugo

A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.

Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..

I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.

by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022

jose moment

When you feel depressed like Jose aka gwsrevival

I'm feeling so depressed, I think I'm having a jose moment.

by stantwitterdefinitions June 07, 2022

Jose Vilchez

The name of the most insecure and unloyal person you will ever meet. He will let his own kids go hungry if he has any opportunity to fuck a beastly woman. He is a drunk and a loser. Run from this man before he gets a chance to fuck your sister. He also likes to duck his brothers ex girlfriends, usually when they have lost all of their original beauty and shave off their hair. He is broke as well.

Damn I smell something bad. I think someone stepped in some jose vilchez.

by Hahabitch68 February 16, 2019

Jose Gonzalez

The best Shortstop, Catcher, and Pitcher on the planet

Who is Jose Gonzalez
Jose is the best baseball player to live

by Josegonzo27 May 14, 2021

jose Pina ramos

Alpha piton specialist who pulls every man and woman on earth like Mr McCann and Ms Rylance

Yo Im gonna hit the gym so I can get some Putas like sigma jose Pina ramos

by Jordihasapiton February 21, 2022