A fork of Rural Dictionary
To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.
(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
The act of following an account on twitter then going to the first recommended follow after that and carrying on until you find something disturbing or you get bored
Person 1 "I went twitter diving yesterday and saw some fucked up shit"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"
Aimed mainly towards the act of pursuing in activity with femail genitalia.
"Damn bro, you seen Alondra the other on the gram?"
"Hell yeah. Im definitely DIVING DEEP IN THERE"
To "Boogle Dive" refers to a statistically rare phenomenon found only during a tandem skydive. This unlikely event occurs when a criminally-minded or literal criminal (often notorious) aka "outlaw" unknowingly ends up tethered to an active duty or recently retired law enforcement officer and they form an unintentional bond with each other that can never be separated due to their conjoined fall toward an almost imminent death together.
"I just found out that jump instructor is a cop and Bronwyn just performed a boogle-dive!
When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!
The act of putting ice cubes in a fat women's vagina and eating her out making it feel like icy hot patch.
John successfully completed the Norwegian nose dive on fat jenny
Faking an injury to cover up premature ejaculation
Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.