A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person, usually named Robert, who uses pre-Madonna instead of Prima Donna.
Rob is occasionnally a girls name and if you do ever meet a girl named rob you should feel blessed. Rob has very sexy eyes and hair that everyone loves but she somehow hates. Rob gets all the lads with her perfect teeth and her intelligence in math. Rob also has the perfect figure and is very sporty. The number of lads she can pull causes her to have side tings. You know you you’ve got a rob for a friend
Person one:”Omg there’s rob!”
Person two:”man I wish I was rob.”
To take someone’s stuff without permission, in case there is a hero type mf, violence will be used
I rob every goon who think he hard
(Robo) - Sweet, smart, sexy ... and exceptionally verbose. A Rob is kind and will literally give you the shirt off his back - and good thing, because he looks fantastic naked. He is all sorts of wonderful things but doesn't seem to know it. For all potential future readers - he would also appreciate a righteous blowjob from time to time.
Oh hi, Rob.