Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Vaginitis

A diagnosis that urges you to say things like “I’ve literally seen a vagina with more balls than you”

Ive literally seems a vagina with more balls than you”
“Wow He must have vaginitis, what a pussy lol”

by Poop88838484 December 07, 2021

Vaginitis

When Tommy Fury gives up his biggest payday ever because he’s got a little runny nose and is scared of Jake Paul

We’ve worked tirelessly to get the Fury Vs Paul fight rescheduled but gosh, looks like Timmy Fumbles has got Vaginitis again

by Tinytimmyfumbles December 06, 2021

Vaginitis

A reinforcement of the MCL that causes the knee to barely bend

Tristan- "guys, I can't go to the bars tonight because my knee hurts"
Alex- "stop being a bitch, you only have Vaginitis"

by Hoffy woffy January 27, 2022

vaginal air extraction

The scientific description for “queef”.

Linda has undergone a vaginal air extraction successfully.

by Foxtail247 April 17, 2022

Posh vaginal fart

A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car

Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart

by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023

Vaginal Return

Forcing a pregnant lady to put her baby back in her pussy after giving birth resulting in the death of the child and the mother.

After see the autism in my son's eyes, we decided to choose the vaginal return option to end our suffering.

by PPhil24 August 06, 2020

vaginal weave

An activity involving the manipulation and placement of two or more womens labia (may be the outer and/or inner) of their vaginas together, one atop of the other weaving them together. Similar to the male version of DOCKING.

From the vaginal weave position, the two girls could literally french braid their pubic hair together.

by TheBlueScout December 20, 2016