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'smum

'Smum is a term which can be added onto any name or proper noun in order to change that term into an insult. In general use it is added onto a name in order to embaress the recipient.

person a) "Hey, I just had sex with sarah!" person b) "'smum! LOL!" person a) Damn your erudite wit!

by troy March 22, 2005

smum

Codeword : Pertaining to Marijuana (Smummy, Smummed, Smumming, Smums...) Created by Ms. M.C.M.G and Ms. J.M.C

"HEY! You got any SMUM?" "DUDE....SHE smums..." "Wanna get SMUMED???!!!" question: "What are you doing?" Answer: "Smumming..." "You done Smummed yourself stupid."

by Another_Schoolyard_Casualty September 02, 2006

smum

Super Massive Ultra Mega

I love you smum loads!

by .Ryan J. February 10, 2006

smum

tricking your opponent/friend into thinking you are calling them, when in actual fact you are calling their mum

You: Sian! Sian: yeah? You: SMUM!!! Sian: :(

by pugzzz August 23, 2006