Country Dictionary

To get an excuse from a girl who does not want to hang out with you that is probably not true. This comes from the often excuse of "I have to do laundry" instead of watch a movie at your apartment.

I called that girl from the bar to see if she wanted to come out tonight but she gave me socks. Did you ask her out? Yeah. And..? She gave me socks.

You say "Socks on" Before sexual intercourse of the same sex to let your partner know that what they're about to do is no longer homosexual (Gay) therefore being Heterosexual (Straight). Make sure your partner and anyone else in the room puts their socks on, otherwise the act will be considered gay.

Dave: Socks on! Zack: Socks on! *They both put their socks on* *Dave slowly and sensually undresses Zack* ME: You get the picture, we don't need to go any further than that

Used in Yorkshire-mainly Doncaster, means to be in a deep sleep

"Didn't hear you come in last night, must've been sock on"

A tool used by many young men while masturbating to catch ejaculations and prevent a mess

Did you hear that Johny always has an extra sock on so he can jerk off on the go?

The act of wearing socks you ejaculated into.

Micheal likes to wear socks he came into and he calls it socking

A variation of no cap but when you say something gay. Because everyone knows it's not gay if you have your socks on. No socks means it is intentionally gay. The opposite of no homo.

Hey, no socks but you are pretty cute bro. No socks, I love Brendon Urie

things that go on your feet and should not be used otherwise.

my socks keep my FEET warm