A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone gets to a video on Youtube so early that there are no views listed, and being the witty bastards they are, write "0th" as the first comment.
DavieJonesCasserole124: Aah! My constant scouring of Youtube has finally led me to an unviewed video! Now I can leave my historic mark upon this momentous occasion: "0th!".
When someone says they got to a base and you no they are Bullshitting you, you no they got to 0th base
Dude i got to 3 base with Carmen Electra! BS u got to 0th base, u stand a better chance of getting to third base wit your momma.
February -0th is national 'Noclip Day'. Everyone on February -0th has to noclip. Too bad humanity hasn't vanished yet. This is because the event cannot occur due to it being on the -0th day in February.
Person 1: "Hey guys, it's February -0th. You know what that means!"
A country so great that it surpasses all other 1st world countries, so much in fact that it drifted through hyperspace until it became a 0th world country. No country has or ever will be better than the Netherlands.