A fork of Rural Dictionary
guy 1: hey what day is it today?
guy2 wednesday!
guy1: noo it’s national kiss angelica day
guy2: oh yeah
29th september
Slap your any short person on 29th September..
29th September slap people who are short only one time and one person just slap them also you can just call them short and vlahah I’m short ahahah
The Birthdate of anyone who is hot. People who have this birthdate also have the power to make their crush like them. Watch out
I am born on the 29th of September therefore I am hot and my crush like me lol
it’s national clench your ass day. if you were born today you are apart of the slow but sexy society or sbss.
person1: yo i forgot the day today
person2: i think it thursday...
person3: no it’s september 29th -_- y’all slow.
person1&2: but sexy (:!
National hug your crush day! Hug your crush or girlfriend
"Hey it's National hug your crush day, can I have a hug? It's September 29th"
Today is Ask our your closest friend day
And if you’ve ever had feelings for them or a little you must admit it
Me: Did you ask out your closest friend today?
Someone: No why?!
Me: It’s September 29th!
National "I love you" day. Do you love someone? Anyone? Romantically or platonically? Well, today is a reminder to tell them how much they mean to you.
G1: "I love you!"
G2: "that was so random. But I love you too!"
G1: "well, it's September 29th."